It is well known, that a large portion of the world’s population is suffering from obesity.

Obviously not a big problem in places like Ethiopia, but it is a big problem in America and Australia.

Loads of scientists all say crap like “exercise more”, “eat this” and “do that”.

This will merely result in the world having more skinny people with stretched and flabby skin, an unattractive prospect.

No, as the old proverb goes “the children are our future”, so we must prevent obesity in children, therefore eradicating any future outbreak again. What about the pre-existing fatties I hear you ask, the answer : They are too fat, therefore shunned by society, therefore they don’t count, therefore there is no longer a problem. Simple.

Now on to the prevention of obesity in children. How should we do this you ask? Give then healthy food etc…I don’t think so.

No kids like healthy food, and as soon as they are able to, they will go and eat unhealthy food.

No that’s no good. I think we should be more radical.

Introducing the latest in fat prevention from J.A.Szabo institute for Fat Ass Tubbies or F.A.T, comes Project: F.O.O.D.F.A.M (Fat Obese Offspring Diet for all Mankind)

To stop fatness, we must show that it won’t be tolerated.

Scare tactics, that’s what we should use..

What we do is we find the fattest kids from around the globe, then scare all the other kiddies into not getting fat, by either exiling the fatties to Afghanistan or, more radical, sacrifice the fat kids to scare the shit out of everyone….

Some of you may think that this is too radical, you may even think that I am some sort of homicidal maniac that should be stopped. Some of you may even say that this is bullshit.

Big Whoop. Get over it peoples.

Anywho , any governments that are looking at this now and saying…yeah…I like it, its nice, its different, please Take Note.

This method can be adapted by all governments, and can be broken down into a few easy steps.

1)       Firstly, find and locate the Five fattest kids in your respective countries…

2)       Tell them that they are going on a trip….a very long trip…

3)       Ship them abroad to Afghanistan ( or alternatively Sacrifice them) to deter Kiddies from ever getting fat. EVER!!!!

4)       Reward kiddies with Xbox’s, PSP’s and Computer’s if they don’t get fat. Then all we have to worry about is a generation of lazy computer geeks…

5)       If kids gain excessive weight give them 5 days in which to slim down to the average weight for their Body Mass Index.

6)       If all else fails, and kiddies get still get fat, refer back to Steps 1 and 2…

If this is too radical, then there is also another solution. Make everyone fat, and then there will no longer be a fat problem, cause being fat will be the norm.

BFC LESSON NO#4 “Punching Sick people doesn’t make them better…”

*All likeness’s have been blurred to protect the fat kids identity, oh and all of this is just a joke peoples….get over it… oh and expect to see my JOTW thing revoked for this...