After the success of the first entry to the BFC Encyclopedia, here is yet another….

BFC’s Encyclopedia of Crap Knowledge

-Music History – Laughable Bands and/or musicians

--The Nova’s – Quick Facts…

 About the Nova’s

The Nova’s were Jonnie, Ronnie, Donnie and Derrick.

You may ask, where the band name, The Nova’s came from? It was because they likened themselves to modern day Casanova’s. Their first album entitled ‘Dream on’, is rather fitting in this case…..

The were all black, except one, its true, he was dwarf, but nobody noticed he wasn’t white cause all they could think about was him being a dwarf…

The Dance Movements

They were criticized for not dancing on stage, but this was because they were s***house dancers and two of them were involved in a car accident and both had to have their knees removed, making their dancing quite stilted and unfashionable…

So, that’s why they Hand jived to every song. Their now trademark moves, were unfortunately, ill-advised.

The lead singer Jonnie had picked up a book on hand movements and decided to choreograph the band from that. Surprisingly (although it explains a lot) Jonnie, the song writer was illiterate and could not read what the movements meant.

So, little did they realize, that they were always insulting every deaf person watching….Mind you they also insulted every person who could hear as well…

 The Fall and Rise and Fall of the Nova’s

After the disaster of their second album, ‘The Voices in my Head…’ The Record company (Ruckin Moosic Worldwide), sort about finding a new member for the group. After it was announced, they received simply dozens of entries, which were fed into a very sophisticated and futuristic piece of technology, the Historetic Auto – Selecting Tatriculator (HAT), and the winning person was whipped out and announced. The winner was 9 year old Puffy McBark, a young Scottish girl (who was also mute and without hands…) and she provided the success they needed to enter the top 500 the next year…

With their third, and final Album ‘Inoffensive Water.. .’ they went for an electronic feel. Their main hit (coming in at 479 in the top 500) ‘Bippety boppity boop…’ was synthesized, and all of their vocals were treated with a ring modulator. Unfortunately this rendered their vocals unrecognizable, something that, with hindsight probably worked in their favour…

In 1987 the band ended when Derrick decided to murder all of the band members, thus rendering the future idea of a reunion obsolete….

In early 1988, Derrick pleaded insanity at the court hearing and now resides in Sunny Wood Mental Hospital.