No matter what country, there is a place that makes you wait in lines for hours and give you the wrong forms to fill in.... These places are usually called 'Social Security' or 'Welfare Offices'....in Australia; it’s called 'CENTRELINK'...

I had to visit my local Centrelink today, so I could change some of my details and make sure that I was still getting my youth allowance. Now, this task in itself isn't that complicated, but for some reason the people at Centrelink decided they would ruin my day.

"Morley Centrelink.......iieeeeehhhhhhhh..........dickhead central..."

I had to wait in line for an hour. Things were slowed of course by the computer crashing, so this meant that I had to wait even longer.... Then when I finally get there, the lady gives me a form to sign. She says that she will be there for another half hour, so "when I’m finished, just come up and give me the form.

So, I took the overly complicated form away. I had to put my name, my address, my bank details, my fingerprints, I had to give them a sample of my urine, it was that complicated. After the four hours that it took me to fill out this 389 page form, I had to go and wait in line....again.

It was at this point where I had to gather up all my will power to stop myself from stabbing my own neck with my house keys. It’s a little known fact that when you are pissed off, Centrelink becomes even more annoying. Kids running around, fat people taking up three chairs and munching down some McDonalds. Oh....and let’s not forget the dickhead security guard that wonders around aimlessly with nothing to do.....

After I had contained my rage I was called up to the desk. It was of course. a totally different person. So, I had to explain the whole situation again. I was then informed by "Honey" (a woman of Asian decent that had trouble speaking "ingwish") that I had been given the wrong form. I could have snapped. I could have just reached over and smacked her head into the desk repeatedly, but alas, I did not....

So after filling in the correct form, I handed it to "Honey" (ahhh.....frank you mista....) and hurriedly ran out of Centrelink.....they have scarred me for life........im too emotional at the moment....because all i wanna do is kILL ALL THE PEOPLE AT CENTRELINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

".........Some day this dream will come true.."