Ah yes, aside from my regular stint as a para-trooper/brain surgeon, i run a dating agency, called Dating for Schleps , the main office is just above madams ling wings chinese restuarant (the drive through brothel is around the back, just honk twice!)

Yes Dating for schleps caters for all, young, tad older, obese, ugly, foreign, new zealand......all paying kinds accepted!

Only the highest caliber of available hunks and hoes are available......take these two examples...

Roberto is 25 years old. He loves to read books, play online internet games and likes to take long walks, where he can discuss (at length) which one is better : Star Trek or The Next Generation??

He has four cats, two goldfish and a rat named jean luc picard....

Daisy believe it or not is only 24. But an unfortunate skin peel/mud pack incident left her with some facial problems. She still enjoys her modeling career and was on the cover of Vogue( after the incident...). She is looking for a guy, 23-27, who dosent mind travelling, loves a good laugh and is either blind/desperate/both....

So if this hasn't already got your motor humming,then go to this site for some more perfect matches!!

Dating For Schleps Home Page (click on the link to see some perfect matches!!!)